Jillian Michaels Kicked my A** today for nearly 20 minutes!
I felt as if my abs, arms and legs had just conquered the world.
I now understand the victory of the great conquistadors who came before me.
I have lived up to my expectations.
In just 20 minutes.
In front of my TV.
Using cans of beans as weights.
My great victory deserved a medal or reward of some kind.
So I ate an entire chocolate bar.
That’s all.