Dear Mr. Thief (who is much more boring than I hoped for),
Stealing is wrong, and you took my purse. That is the most personal item a woman owns, and you took it! We have 24 hour patrol in the neighborhood that we live in, and I have to admit you were very brave to take it from my car, that was parked in MY garage. However, I thought that thieves were supposed to be a little more creative. You charged 11 transactions of GAS to my credit cards. How about a gold watch or a diamond ring, Mr. Thief? Gas? Gas? I mean, I know gas prices are high, but you should be having more fun with
your make believe my money! Go buy an Ipad or a hundred cartons of cigarettes to send yourself when you eventually get caught for doing this to other people, and your incarcerated for what I hope is a very long time!
I have had to change, shutdown, close and re-open every account that I have, and spend hours in line at DMV getting a new drivers license. I had to file a fraud alert with all of the credit bureau’s, and make around 30 phone calls. You even took my beloved purse, with the cute little matching wallet that my husband bought me as a Birthday present. Those are all just minor things, however. Your biggest offense was that you made my 3-year old miss her dance class! It is her favorite day of the week, and. YOU. ruined. it!
Please know that you did not hurt me, nor did you hurt my accounts, or even my money. But you did hurt a 3 year old, who thankfully is oblivious to the fact that there are people like you that live among us.
C’mon, really…gas? How boring!